A Few Delightful Chodes (For Your Viewing Pleasure).

Before you are clips of the most glorious chodes on the face of this earth. These chodes will baffle you with their chodelyness. They'll leave you sitting with your fist in your mouth torn between pity and delight as they unfold their total lack of game. In this particular post I will present the "best" of dating videos (which as we all know are pretty fucking lame to begin with).

Without further ado, here are the chodes.

First out is our man Louis. This dude has the voice of a 11-year-old girl, describes himself as a "really wild and spontaneous guy" and... I'll just let you see for yourselves.



Next man out is Steven Morris, a frustrated young man that brings new meaning to the term "desperation". I'm sure there's someone out there for you too, Stevie. <3



Lastly I'll be presenting a compilation of some of the most delightful chodes I've ever laid my eyes upon. Pay extra attention to the guy called Jeff, now that's a serial killer if I ever saw one. Voila, enjoy!



Heck, even this little kid has a better chance of scoring than these folks.



Now, I haven't put these clips into my blog to ridicule them (not just to ridicule them at least). I've put them into this blog so that you can learn from them. If you become exactly the opposite of what these guys are, you'll probably get laid like Brad Pitt in a harem full of sex-starved nymphettes. If you recognize any commonalities between you and these guys in any way I strongly suggest that you get into field and start chipping away those character traits as soon as possible. You build your own future, make sure it's not like these guys' present.

Hope you enjoyed my little collection of chodes. I'll be updating soon with some chodes that make these guys seem like super-suave modern-day Casanovas.